“Intense.”

“Bass improved by 4 dB.”

“Very 4-dimensional.”

GENERAL DESCRIPTION The Universal Quantum Demagnetizer is MACHINA DYNAMICA’s new flagship product. It is a highly specialized, passive, hand-held device that improves the performance of any audio or video system. The Demagnetizer on CDs, LPs, Blu-ray discs as well as audio and video cables. The Demagnetizer can and should be used on everything, except for things made of steel. The more things that are treated the better the audio and video performance.

The theory of operation is Extended Mind Theory. Mechanisms of operation include but are not limited to action at a distance and mind-matter interaction.

Spacetime is not only the space but also everything inside the space, over a period of time. If the space is entirely empty there would be no Spacetime. The Spacetime that’s contained on the recording has to compete with the local Spacetime of the listener. That’s why treating the room, the objects in the room, affects the sound, it’s because using the demagnetizer on objects in the room “neutralizes” the objects’ negative impact on the sound.

The listener hears the pure Spacetime of the recording, undistorted by room effects. So we have interfering Spacetimes! The sensory perception of hearing is more accurate when there is only one Spacetime, so the sound is far superior when there is only one Spacetime for the sensory perception part of the brain to contend with.

Details of operation are classified. 30-day money back guarantee.

Complete Instructions provided to buyer.

“Intense.”

“Like listening to a whole new medium.”